Is ONION !!! NOT 'JUMP' !

Yesterday,i was msn with my dear-jasmine. Then we were talking....

yuwen (yw) : im going back
jasmine(jas) : ooo,but why is JUMP relate to coming back?
----- the onion's shortcut is 'JUMP' -----
yw: huh? erm...isn't the onion seem very exciting? =D
jas: huh? why now onion pulak?
yw: huh? wait... i ask u.
<<< what is this?
jas: JUMP.
yw: -.- no..im not asking you what is it doing...im asking u who is it? is onion.
jas: huh? what are you talking? dear,are you okay?
yw: -.- im fine,of cos.okay,let's experiment once again.

<<< who is it?

----- the shortcut for this is 'BANG'.------
jas: BANG.
yw: no.....
jas: oh,i know.is BIG BANG?
yw: *faint*
yw: -.- nvm,i think is communication problem. i explain to you when i get back.
jas: okok.
yw: wait!!! don't tell me you can't see the emoticons?
jas: yup.
yw: huh?is can or cannot?
jas: cannot.
yw: .............
*faint*
jas: i adjusted to cannot see...
yw: ..........
*faint AGAIN*
(who on earth know you ADJUST TO CANNOT SEEEEEEE?!!!!!! -.- )
jas: oh wait,i adjust liao.Ohhhhhhhhhh.......onion.....
yw: *faint on bed*